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I never expected to get angry in response to something David Bordwell wrote, but his latest blog post infuriated me. As the kind of cinephile who tries his darnedest not to be a pretentious movie jerk, I'm always upset when people expect me to have seen every movie ever made -- or at least every movie presently out in theaters -- and treat me like a fool if I haven't seen this or that supposedly magnificent piece of cinema. Just to clarify, though, I'm not mad at Bordwell. I'm upset with the kind of know-it-all movie geeks who have to show off their cinephilia at every turn.

In the piece, Bordwell attempts to define cinephilia, and I found this part of the post interesting. His qualifications seem to indicate that I am technically a cinephile, despite the fact that I don't see nearly as many films as the people in the documentary Cinemania (those people, he notes, are not cinephiles; they're cinemaniacs). Then he proceeds to lay out conversational scenarios between cinephiles. And it's here that I became annoyed. I'm apparently the guy who has either just seen (random movie title) or has never seen the works of (random filmmaker) or didn't pay enough attention to (random shot) or (random dialogue). I'm slow, I have a bad memory and I do actually take part in other activities besides watching and studying films. So sue me.

Because of either my perceived inexperience or my lack of oneupmanship, I don't often talk to other critics at screenings or get-togethers. Yet I like to discuss movies on my own terms. Maybe that's why I like writing about them yet rarely get into lengthy discussions in comments, on message boards or through mailing lists. And when I play movie games with my movie loving yet unprofessional cinephile friends, I don't attempt to compete aggressively. The games we play are more a fun exercise than a contest. We play the game where one person names an actor, then another person names a film in which that actor appears, then the next person names another actor in that film, etc. What would be the point of pulling out an obscure name or title? The game would end too quickly and the fun gone. I don't like it when playing the game with more experienced cinephiles who can easily stump me and so do. Therefore I don't do that to my friends.

It may sound like I'm disrespectfully pandering, but I don't see it that way. As the game goes on, I may slowly reach for lesser known actors and movies, but if I stump someone, I see it as a moment to give an introduction or reminder of who or what the actor or movie is. What I don't do is take any pleasure in what Bordwell labels "breadth", "longevity" or "depth" strategies. After all, loving movies and the "idea of film" is not a competition. It's a celebration.

What kinds of movie games do you play with friends? And are you unnecessarily ruthless with your movie knowledge?

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